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Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian walked the red carpet at the "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" premiere party in L.A. on Thursday looking delectable in a tight black dress and leopard print heels.

Last night Kim Kardashian was all curves and cleavage on her way to dinner at Katsuya in Hollywood with La La Vazquez, former MTV VJ and wife to NBA player Carmelo Anthony. Kim stepped out in a black asymmetrical dress that showed off her voluptuous figure.

After Kim and La La left the restaurant, Khloe Kardashian arrived with her husband Lamar Odom for dinner. A man banned from contacting Kim has breached his restraining order by tweeting Khloe and Lamar.

I was on high camel toe alert this morning when I found these pictures of Kim Kardashian leaving the salon in her tight leggings, but so far I don’t see anything. I’m still amaze she can stuff her big ass into these kind of thing. She must get some sort of military grade spandex shipped in from Indonesia to make them. I bet the stitching is made of Kevlar. Whatever they’re made of, I like it. Now turn around and show daddy your money maker.
Kim Kardashian dined at Katsuya last night with her newly married friend La La Vazquez. The reality star wore a dress with a skeleton-like pattern on it (and you thought we were talking about her weight!)

Kim recently begged a fan not to go through with cosmetic surgery in a bid to look like her. The glamor queen admits she's flattered that one admirer is prepared to go to such great lengths, but she's determined to stop it.

She tweeted earlier this week, "Pls don't. Ur husband should love u 4 who u are! Don't try 2 b someone else. Im sure u are beautiful inside and out! Just as u are (sic)."
Here’s Kim Kardashian in tight gray leggings leaving Barry’s Bootcamp, Sherman Oaks just the other day, and i am a bit confused here: shouldn’t working out at the gym make Kim Kardashian shrink? Because these pictures show me the exact opposite… but you know how cameras lie, and everybody looks at least 20 pounds fatter in pictures… right?
Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney hit the beach in their bikinis to get wet and have some fun. I know that Kim is known for her big ass, but this is getting out of hand. She now has more ass than any one man can handle. Her ass almost needs its own separate swimsuit. Don’t get me wrong, I love it, but that ass is no officially a danger to the public. It could cause car crashes. It could cause older men to have heart attacks and younger men to follow it blindly into the sunset until they are lost and die of dehydration.
If her ass gets any bigger she will have to register it with the police department as a deadly weapon where it will join Bruce Lee’s hands and my blazing wit.
Kim Kardashian hit the Bullrun race in a skin tight bodysuit that showed off her ass in full effect. All anyone there could say was BAM! and POW! as soon as she walked by. Her ass is so huge now it actually has its own zip code.
Kim is officially a few inches away from getting her ass so big you will be able to balance a drink on it while you are banging her from behind. I don’t care if she ever does anything worthwhile as long as she just shows up every now and then and shows that huge ass off. More images after the break...

Kim Kardashian teased us earlier this week by just showing off her bikini top, but now she delivers the goods by laying out in her bikini, showing off her huge tits and even displaying that ass with a little ass crack. Kim and her friends hit the beach in Miami and soaked up some sun wearing very little. Her body is rocking in these shots and the photographer gets some great shots of her nice big tits. More images after the break...


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Kardashian is of Armenian (father), Scottish and Dutch (mother) descent, the daughter of attorney Robert Kardashian and Kris Jenner. Robert Kardashian, best known for being O. J. Simpson’s lawyer during his murder trial, died on September 30, 2003. Her mother, Kris, divorced Robert in 1989, and married former Olympian Bruce Jenner in 1991.
Kardashian has two sisters, Kourtney and Khloe, and one brother, Robert. She also has stepbrothers Burton Jenner, Brandon Jenner, and reality TV star Brody Jenner, stepsister Casey Jenner, and half-sisters Kendall and Kylie Jenner. O.J. Simpson is Kardashian’s godfather.
Kim Kardashian has no problem on wearing tight pants that best reveal that huge out of this planet ass. That’s the one thing I respect about Kim. But I guess she would be plain stupid not to over expose the stuff that made her famous.
Kim Kardashian’s exposing her huge cleavage at Perez Hilton’s birthday party. I don’t get it why all those celebs attended this celeb blogger’s party. There’s only one answer, they all need the free exposure they get from mr Perez. And Kim Kardashian is always at the top of the attention whores list.
Kim’s kinda inviting Playboy to offer her the bunny magazine’s cover again. After some rumor hit the internet stating Kim doesn’t want to do Playboy again, ASSdashian quickly wrote a post on her official blog:
There are a bunch of reports about me on the web claiming that I said I would never do Playboy again. They’re quoting me as saying, “It was a one-off. I don’t think I’ll do Playboy or anything like that again.”
THIS IS TOTALLY FALSE!
First of all, I have never used the term “one-off.” It’s simply not in my vocabulary.
Here’s my thinking: While I’m not planning to pose for the men’s magazine in the immediate future, I definitely don’t want to close the door to the opportunity! I absolutely love Hugh Hefner and the rest of the Playboy team and appreciate the opportunity to work with them!
Never say never,
Kim
As I see this entire issue, there are 2 possibilities. Either Kim started this rumor and then get officially back on the subject to let Playboy staff know she’s willing to show her skin again and as soon as possible. Or this is really just a rumor that gave the fat-assed the chance to beg the Bunny to have her naked again in the mag.

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